things I learned in Paris
- Paris is the most expensive city in the world
- Coffee can be as cheap as half price if you drink at the counter (comptoir)
- You’re really just advertising yourself as a total dick if you don’t at least try to speak some French
- The projectionist at the cinemateque sometimes chooses to show the reels in random order (100% of the time in my case)
- Drink wine, not beer
- Parisian winos fake orgasms for money
- Paris is cold!
- You too can join the alien invasion
- Riots?