The perm is back for Newcastle!

That’s right, Newcastle have a new manager and thousands of crazy Geordies are dancing around Tyneside with their old Kevin Keegan shirts on. This news has just made my day, like Fox Mulder, I want to believe. Believe that is, in football fairytales. Who doesn’t want Keegan to do well? Apart from a few Man Utd fans, but they’re a bunch of boring bastards anyway. Roll on the 6-5 results!