It's a Wednesday in November. Another day done, I leap on a bus with my copy of the Guardian. I eye the headlines, peck at the crossword, exhaust the sport and skim the arty section. I learn that 'Information Superhighway' is an anagram of 'A Rough Whimper of Insanity', a promising young footballer has his feet on the ground and that an attractive pro choice campaigner is helping women choose in international waters.